'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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