i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Randomize
