wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
