so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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