Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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