So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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