Non-Jews are for practice
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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