Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(847): View more from Illinois

You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear

(1-847): View more from Illinois

Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat

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(808): View more from Hawaii

you were grabbing cocks left and right

(808): View more from Hawaii

you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.

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(281): View more from Texas

Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.

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(315): View more from New York

I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you

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(323): View more from California

It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent

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(352): View more from Florida

This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.

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(315): View more from New York

Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face

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