I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
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You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now