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(503): View more from Oregon

do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

6 min

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(404): View more from Georgia

This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand

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(845): View more from New York

Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.

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(503): View more from Oregon

It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.

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(707): View more from California

The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.

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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.

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(807): View more from Ontario

I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!

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