Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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