pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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