I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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