You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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