Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
