Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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