I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Houston, we have a squirter
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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