Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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