is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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