Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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