that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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