It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We named our party play list daddy issues
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Holy sore nipples Batman
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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