Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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