I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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