You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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