You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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