my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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