The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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