Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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