So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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