At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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