Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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