this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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