you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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