i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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