I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
he fucked my hip out of place.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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