I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My ass is underappreciated
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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