do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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