Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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