Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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