I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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