There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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