That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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