If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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