so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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