the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i think i have two assholes
no you cant smoke seaweed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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