absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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