I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
she looked like the before picture.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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