Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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