She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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