Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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