Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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