mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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